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Top Ten Rejected Slogans For Firestone Tires   
Date: Sent Friday, October 23, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 1.91/5 (33 votes)
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10. "Safer than a Russian sub"
9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law"
8. "Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit"
7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"
6. "Pop a set on your car today"
5. "C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?"
4. "Reinforcing the importance of the speed limit"
3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something"
2. "Snap, crackle, pop"
1. "You can't recall a better tire."
Received from Timothy Anger.
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