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Top Ten Rejected Slogans For Firestone Tires Date: Sent Friday, October 23, 2026 Category: None

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10. "Safer than a Russian sub"

9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law"

8. "Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit"

7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"

6. "Pop a set on your car today"

5. "C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?"

4. "Reinforcing the importance of the speed limit"

3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something"

2. "Snap, crackle, pop"

1. "You can't recall a better tire."

Received from Timothy Anger.